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Oar u want 2 SEA BEH'AYE, AYE'ND M'eye~PATCH' of PO$T$ AND~ $k'ROLL' Alongside ~Look it's Funta$ea 'Eyes'land! ';)~ Because there's no way around it climb aboard a Google Translation and let others $k~roll with us too!

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~With Google Wallet open you'll get a 'eu4ic' feeling 4 English. Making it E~sea'er and eE~sea'er to say...Anything, anytime better. So relax, and feel free to grab th'AIR attention' and over~come any 'perils of per~form~'ing':

A Warm WELCOME to The 'Inn Fluent~SEA'
*Place*'glue~on~Google' Make a GOOGLE TRANSLATION contribution -select and submit into your language a "patch" in translation and submit ~
~See BLENG'LI$H buy the sea as a 'hub and spoke'n bearing (he, he!). ~Go live, get support. Sharing and learning about ourselves through 'CHANNEL TALK'

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B An Elastic Skull~Astic
What 'ave wee THRONE a'way...?****B next ~a blEng'li$hy star too if by**$ea'ING (your pearly WHITEs$) live, online. H'ear$ 2 now. Rival 2 $teal the $how a$

Google Wallet UPS 'you're brilliant!' potential:

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LOOK OUT! ALL VOICES With HEADS On DECK.Let's CLICK> @ the PO$T Master'$ *CHAT~O~Logue: U WANT '2 $ea' m'I' ADD~m'eye'erables? ';)~ Oar, It's our time to enjoy a safe, sound and secure purchase now:

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~'Ave that extra hug handy? B a-bove it all and give it 2 your Google Wallet.

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where 'YOUR spotted!'~~Talking about...H'ear? ~OH! And, conquering talk

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Miss Day o the dead.

Miss Day o the dead.
How? BL'EANGer? 'A~while? while I reach in...'4 H'ears 2'...Dropping m'eye' patch of 'unfathom~able things' --Touch m'eye' TOSH! ~~We're synchronized and sir'END'erRING 2 influen~sea' **because...'MIXERS (knot blenders) make better conver'SAY'...tionalists' H'Ay', b'ear it in MeyeND 364/24/7 eE~Zily enjoy'ing...A 'Talk Talk' :)~ Sea th'AIR video

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How crazy does this page translate?! Clear the klatter and you'll make...'Global Chatter'^ ~h'ear? B above the rest.^^

Our eyes sp~ARCH A covners @ions ~bl'ENGLi$H your'sell'f today

Our eyes sp~ARCH A covners @ions ~bl'ENGLi$H your'sell'f today
Let our eyes sp~ARCH a brilliant convers@ion ~bl'ENGLi$H your'sell'f 2day!

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Wh~ooze knos'E'? H'ear :)~, Esti~'mate' my m'Engli$h (purchase help on deck) and sound out while >>~$k'rollllling. ';)~ Be @ sea with me, oar...

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Yay, May's in bloom. Now turn 'ear 2 grab more of "'AIR ATTENTION!" AarrH!

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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Get Introduced

And learn to introduce yourself in Sparkling English!

Nix the stage fright & UP your confidence –You’re GREAT & Wow! What a very welcome relief –Let fear become ear-relevant. ‘Take ‘65 live’ language minutes. Book On Losing Stage Fright Nights.

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Image Get Him To The Greek UK Premiere - Jonah Hill & Russel Brand introducing Get Him To The Greek courtesy Craig Grobler’s flickr photostream

Sunday, May 27, 2012

I Laughed So Hard I…

Made myself look and feel great. Slip on a happy face and you'll slip into a more appealing location globally

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I laughed so hard I actually learned English

Remember labels. Share your slip-ons.

Images: feed me more 06 coutesy evil genius society flickrphotostream

Mother May I? Yes, You May…Speak English

What does your global economy reason?

English ‘Prop’agation is connecting us to just about anyone on Earth. This is a unique chat package. My time gives you access to the globe’s most desired acoustic English -live.

We feel either

  • that we must improve our conversation/talking skills or
  • our boss tells us that we have to speak with more confidence in English, We WIN! Progress takes 65 live language minutes . Meet up with the language vixen (click label below)

Try better English on for size today because I'm always hear for you.

Saturday, May 26, 2012

65 Live Vixen Language Minutes

Kype, swipe or steal the next available ‘sixty-five live speaking minutes hear on the wall’ and best your next global communication.
Sing 'Sixty Five Minutes Hear On The Wall'
‘Sixty-five minutes are hear on the wall. Sixty-five minutes are here! Put a chat down and practice for town, learn to communicate with better English sound, Sixty-four minutes hear for us all.’ So just come around and…Skype my English for well-rounded sound –We’ll put down 65 when you need the help offered from the most acoustically acceptable voice globally–There’s a unique blend of BOTH you and global English in every chat.
  • Ever heard the repetitively versed song often sung on long driving trips 99 Bottles of Beer On The Wall. Well?
  1. It’s time: Global English memorization through repetition.  And,
  2. Speak at the most effective (and affordable) rate.

Friday, May 25, 2012

A Chop Shop Lick Your Chops Joke

 

Memorize The Moments

Chop Shop Joke

Memorize the moments and coordinate the timing
Timing is a gift of Fluency
Sincerely,

Your Language Vixen

Breezing Through In Spoken English

Breezing Through - A Feeling Function
When you’re breezing through a conversation, it’s a breeze to understand you.
How does the ‘feeling’ grow? –It’s facial contact. Practice today with impromptu chats for the results your looking for.
 
How to touch someone in English?
Look approachable. In our video the tree leaves are waving at us and tempting me to zoom in!  Remember, approachability is -an approaching splash of fresh air that’s making facial contact. That’s really touching in English. –Try me!
Thanks!

Thursday, May 24, 2012

What Sounds of English Taste Good?

 Scrumptious    Crunch    Indescribable...
Fiery facts of English
That's what a cluster of sounds might 'taste' like to the ear of your listeners when you speak with the best ingredients available. Try putting fiery flavor into consonant clusters. They’ll rev the conversation. Vroom! Vroom!
How do you use consonant clusters in your conversation recipes? ? Y
our word counts -What sounds does it make? Use the shoutbox option or, go to and select from the progression of our evolution in humor  and enter your 'stage number'. Chat up!

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Take It Away!

Start Up

The Performance!:

Let the show begin!

The Language Vixen will now sing a few lines to announce the opening chat. Take it away, Lady Vixen! Take it away’ is an idiom meaning let the show begin!

Think and practice speaking rhythm. Hear The Vixen sing a few lines. Illustration:

I’m at the musical show and I call you. I request your presence and ask you ‘to take’ or ‘to bring’ a date? -It depends. Do I think that you will only be coming out of courtesy or am I pretty sure you can’t wait to hear my performance? How you feel about hearing The Vixen sing at the concert decides because both are correct. If you really want to hear and I know this then I would guess your mind is already on its way to the concert so I would say ‘bring’ –cause to come. If, on the other hand, I knew you hated my singing performances, I would guess you’d prefer to stay home. Your mind doesn’t want to leave home –the starting location –so ‘take’ as you hesitatingly ‘go’ from home works. Thanks!

Take It Away!

Image I feel it all courtesy onkel wart (busy’)s flickr photostream

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Your Sleekest English

Set the perfect speaking rate of a fine conversation.

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  • Hear yourself speak sleek in English anywhere.
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Image Sleek Beach in Second Life courtesy refeejewell’s flickr photostream

Monday, May 21, 2012

Lady Vixen’s English Vibe

Are You Looking For…

That Well Rounded Sounding English Speaking Voice In The Room? -Hi and Welcome!

Thanks

 

How On Earth Can You Sound Better Soon?  Listen, book and we’ll mingle more.

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Saturday, May 19, 2012

The Pleasing Vixen of English

That is if you please, and please bring along

Vixenesque English Tutor your regional accent to any scheduled live chat for review and we’ll watch as the vaporizing begins. The Language Vixen vaporizes accents and more.

 

Image  torra, last of the watermelon isos courtesy Torley’s flickr photostream

What’s the difference between the verbs to take and to bring?

-The speaker's location indicates which to use. If I request your presence along with a book, I ask you ‘to bring’ it. From your perspective, you ‘take’ it with you to me by my request.
My location itself is the point of destination so, I am asking you to cause it to come to me -the speaker:
'Come over here and bring your textbook with you' If there was still another, third location where I would want you to deposit the book, I would say: Take the book -cause it to go away to a place other than yours or mine. See why they don't match? Now,
'Take (the above quotations) into account' -This is an idiom and it doesn't follow the rules. What does ‘to take into account’ mean?

Now, Take It Away!

 

Thanks!

Thursday, May 17, 2012

More Monkey Making

 

Learning Spoken English

he-he

Let’s begin speaking English and making happy faces.

Thanks!

Image Monkey See Monkey Smile courtesy Rosa Say’s flickr photostream.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

A String of Pearls

 

Grasp My English

Grasping my English today means everything. Stop by and drop a nice comment. Let’s de-stress for landing an A in English –In spoken English that is!

 

 

 

 

Thanks!

Image Pearls courtesy Strawberry Singh’s flickr photostream

Monday, May 14, 2012

Speaking Directions

Get Speaking Directions

Soar with my English.

Take my hand for assistance

because it will prompt acceptance and well being. Moreover,  it is a figurative way of saying relax because I know where to take you on this speaking journey. chat@skypemyenglish.net

 

 Thanks!

 

Image Direction Pointer courtesy Ramkarthikblogger's flickr photostream

Friday, May 11, 2012

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday To All Born with Blue Skies on May 11th

Take one today and share

what you’re wishing for. I want more blue skies all ‘round’ to share with you.

 

May 11th Birthday Share

All For May 11th

 

Using an English voice for expressing wishes!  Watch how a wish list GROWS.
Expressing wishes and sharing your imagination: Conversational vital signs of GOOD COMPANY.

Today's Your Birthday. Happy Birthday To You!!!

 

 

Images Happy Birthday nOuk!!, courtesy Darwin Bell’s flickr photostream, Happy Birthday To, courtesy Graela’s flickr photostream, Today’s Your Birthday, courtesy rcvernors’ flickr photostream

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Blue Skies ABC’s

WelcomeNo more exam torture

Does your voice evoke the splendor of awakening under blue skies when it is heard in English? Begin emulating the skies -open up and become a native…Like English speaker. Blow away the tension in an oral exam by moving your facial muscules in chat venues.
Say, Have I Intonation-Yes! Make a self assessment. Cognitive begets that psychological perspective.

Is an oral exam, a speech, a virtual meeting in English the painful thought of the day? Remedy: Release yourself from exam torture –Either practice here or purchase a skype meeting assistant and go further with your global business.

We’ll address all thorny voice issues. Value your verbal skills and excel at speaking and making connections.

Look what’s ahead:

An airplane,

a mouse,

a van,

a zebra and…Chaos? You’re joking?
No.
We’re all the wAy-vy to Z.

 

'A'

 

Let’s! Fly high on perfect a’s.

Let’s visit ‘a’ making blue skies progress

 

 

 

B is 4.

Let’s ’B’ home soon! The sounds of ‘being home.’ B is 4…Bear, or Business?

 

 

 

 

 

'C'

Let’s ‘c,’ that there’s seating room up front. Jump in! This is an ongoing drive toward blue skies English.

Remember, global strength is measured in tons.

 

 

 

 

Hearing about ‘D’ and ‘E’ is helping you become the star of your own life today.

D & E are going places. Join in the learning fun.

 

D & E are going places. Join in the learning fun.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

F feels 'fishy'

Let ‘F’ free to help you phrase your communications properly. Then, you’ll never feel like a fish out of water in English.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Images: Atlas ‘Atlas.Typhoëus.Prometheus◄ being.tortured.insurgents [_550 BC_]’
courtesy
Karl-Ludwig Poggmann at quapan photostream on Flickr,

All abc sign characters courtesy Greenbrier International,

Sunday, May 6, 2012

Visit The Language Vixen

  • Who’s able to vaporize your regional accent during a live Skype chat? –The Spoken English Language Vixen.

Skype Vaporizes Accents

 

  • It’s a go! Book now and you will be on the trail of the Language Vixen who produces great conversation in English out of any accent.

Skype Gets A Thumbs Up

 

The atmospheric conditions are perfect for Getting the push you need in the right speaking direction. When preferring our ‘naturally falling sounds’ you work creatively on your unique YOU. This input is me giving support to your English creations because some things are recognized everywhere and followed easily.

 

Images: Vapour Trails courtesy, RobW_’s flickr photostream,

Thumbs Up! courtesy, horizontal.integration’s flickr photostream.

 

Thanks!

Saturday, May 5, 2012

What’s Your Favorite?

Dash By -Book & Buy -Share.

Lyric? Favorite Poem                                                                                                                                                            Poet?

Lyrics Love My Englsh

 

 

 

 

 

Flower?

Speaking about flowers...

Verse?

Color?

Scent?

Sport?

Fashion?

Subject?

Joke?

Website?

Photo?

Game?

We’re listening.

 

Images: Poet courtesy, TheoJunior’s flickr photostream,

Lyric Sign at Night 44 21_09_211 courtesy CarlMilner’s flickr photostream,

 Flowers that bloom in Spring, tra-la, courtesy, Cobalt123’s flickr photostream

Friday, May 4, 2012

Back, Unrounded And Open Cardinal Vowel

Feel like a fox in a spa for some silly reason? Now, isn’t that funny, so do I.

Every welcome back, unrounded and open vowel

sound can be found having fun. This IPA Chart sound looks this way -

ɑ

    And has great behavior patterns so,-

    May I be your Language Vixen? I'll try to vex you with opposite sounding materials. It can get really profound.

  • Enlist the language vixen

Thanks!

Working Up A Sweat For English

 

Working up a sweat for English can be rewarding.

Release your muscular tension with live chat improvements. How?

Knock out a workout here, now and then and your speaking voice will ‘thank you.’

Sweat is spelled like meat. Meat doesn’t actually sweat and yes it can be sweet.
Sweat does sound like Met as in Metropolitan flavored ice cream which is sweet. 

What’s Metropolitan flavored ice cream? Strawberry, vanilla and chocolate. We also call it Neopolitan. Have some? Remember it’s also 3 in One like Chat buys of 60 minutes.

 

Sweat sounds like Met. Sweet sounds like treat.

What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?

Image Super Sundae! courtesy, dewong’s flickr photostream

 

 

Thanks!

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

English Being Spoken Seriously

Practice Spoken English for All Global Professions -Spoken Seriously

  • On all topics and,
  • At all levels
Really enjoy humor, seriously learn to interact by taking initiative. Take it in a Happy Hour. Really, start getting happy on English here. I am.
Taking Spoken English Seriously.
The fun starts now. Thanks!

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